How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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