Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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