Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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