what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I love you. Go after that dick
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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