Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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