you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
are you so shy because you have an std?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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