nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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