Buhtt sex?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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