you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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