I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
