Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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