my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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