Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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