that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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