i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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