So drunk its hurt
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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