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(856): View more from New Jersey

Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.

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(217): View more from Illinois

she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...

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(510): View more from California

I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.

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(760): View more from California

PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You threw up with your ski mask on still.

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(214): View more from Texas

YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD

(469): View more from Texas

My thighs feel like glass

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(815): View more from Illinois

I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend

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(226): View more from Ontario

it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was

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