So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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