Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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