I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
