I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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