Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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