I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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