so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize