...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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