fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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