paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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