She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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