No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
This is the high leading the old right now
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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