You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
