i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
her facebook's as public as her vagina
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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