how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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