Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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