How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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