I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
