Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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