come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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