I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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