Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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