The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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