you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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