Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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