I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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