What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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