Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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