There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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