I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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