bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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