i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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