Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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