found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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