party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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