I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
