You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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