Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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