Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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