come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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